neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

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unclefather:

bunnyfood:

Chickens need hugs too.

Fuck chickens because one time i watched a chicken eat a hard boiled egg with the shell on it and that’s cannibalism 

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alt-j:

wheelcher2:

alt-j:

how much water is too much water

15 water bottles can cause water intoxication and can lead to death

15 water bottles is too much water

myroyalobsession:

William looks like he’s thinking, “Geez, son, settle down!” in the first gif! Haha

mrcrockers:

mrcrockers:

hue jackman

image

i showed this to my sister and she slapped me

charminglyantiquated:

Classic and Reverse harpies, mermaids, centaurs, and nagas

as a species we have this habit of tacking human faces onto animals and when you think about it, it looks kind of stupid, but it looks even stupider backwards

so

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